*This takes place two months after Deadly Sausage 2001 FYI.<\/p>\n
This was it. After years of fighting crime, the city was safe, so it’s time for a vacation! <\/span>Finally, I haven’t realized how much I needed this break. <\/span><\/i>Deadly Sausage was packing his bags and looking at the mail he just received. It read \u2018Congratulations! You have won a free trip to the beautiful mountains of Fre\u00ebzen!!\u2019 \u201cI don\u2019t remember entering a raffle, but I won\u2019t pass up on free stuff!\u201d His butler chimed in. \u201cAren\u2019t you a millionaire?\u201d Deadly Sausage scoffed, \u201cThat\u2019s not the point, free is free.\u201d Cop Donut had already gotten the city under control after Meatball\u2019s 2001 Incident, so he was free to leave for a while, and now that he had packed, he was off to the airport.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n On the way there he decided to read the brochure that came with the plane ticket. \u2018Come explore the magical forests of the Ic Crem\u0113, or the shimmering lakes of Chocl\u00f5t.\u2019 The rest of the pamphlet was covered in ads for popular places in the area, but Deadly Sausage didn\u2019t care to read those. He had nearly arrived, and he started noticing something odd about the ticket. It had several digits on the back, reading 1415.21201.8.116. A few numbers seemed to be missing, but he thought it was just some sort of factory number, so he put no thought into it.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0The airport was in clear view now, and it was packed to the brim with planes departing and arriving. <\/span>Perhaps I wasn\u2019t the only one to get this ticket. <\/span><\/i>He thought as he parked his car. He activated his portable disguise and entered the building, and waiting for his plane. He checked the ticket, <\/span>Fre\u00ebzen, Where\u2019s that? <\/span><\/i>He spotted the sign on the left side of the airport, where a large crowd had gathered. They were arguing with an employee about a scam ticket they had received from a company called Fly X. He checked the brochure he had received, and sure enough in small lettering, there was Fly X Inc. listed as the giver. He was getting annoyed by the crowd, and he shoved through to the clearly stressed employee. \u201cEverybody calm down!\u201d He shouted at the crowd, who stopped confused. \u201cLeave the employee alone! The tickets are fakes, you should leave immediately.\u201d Everyone slowly dispersed, mumbling angrily about scammers, and Deadly Sausage asked the employee if they had ever heard of the scam company.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0\u201cn-No, I never heard of them.\u201d Deadly Sausage sighed and was about to return to his car when someone called out to him. \u201cDeadly Sausage? Is that really you?\u201d He turned around swiftly and was greeted by someone who looked like a manager. \u201cIt\u2019s an honor to see you, would you mind my asking where you are headed?\u201d <\/span>Home. <\/span><\/i>He decided not to be rude and replied, \u201cI was supposed to be going to Fre\u00ebzen, but my ticket was just a fake.\u201d The Manager suddenly looked perplexed and asked \u201cHuh? It would be my pleasure to personally pay for your ticket if you accept?\u201d Deadly Sausage was contemplating, <\/span>I guess if I drove all the way here I might as well get something out of it. <\/span><\/i>He looked at the manager and said \u201cThanks for the offer, I accept.\u201d the manager gets his ticket and he boards the plane.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n The flight was long and boring, and he was one of three people on it. One of them was sitting a few rows ahead of him and was tinkering with some sort of machine. He was curious and peered closer at the object, but it seemed to be a radio. He didn\u2019t see any flight attendants, and the captain didn\u2019t say anything.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Something\u2019s wrong, this must have been a trap! <\/span><\/i>The intercom sprung on. \u201cThis is your captain speaking. As you may have already guessed this is no normal flight, this will be your last, Deadly Sausage!\u201d Deadly Sausage sprung up from his seat. He looked back at the man with the machine. <\/span>A bomb! <\/span><\/i>He ran towards the man, and it was a fake. He turned around, and the man behind him was also a fake. He rushed up to the cockpit, and the captain was missing. A message was lying in the seat, and it read. \u2018You shouldn\u2019t have fallen for this, aren\u2019t you smarter than that?\u2019 He looked up and saw a box labeled \u2018Emergency Parachute\u2019, but it was empty. <\/span>Oh well, guess I just gotta wing this. <\/span><\/i>He ran back to the bomb. <\/span>20 seconds.<\/span><\/i> He looked out the window and saw a lake below. <\/span>That\u2019s got to be Lake Chocl\u00f5t! <\/span><\/i>He opened the large hatch door, and everything started to get sucked out, but Deadly Sausage grabbed onto a chair. <\/span>Ok, on three, one, two, THREE!\u00a0<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n <\/p>\n He let go and went through the hatch. Diving through the air as fast as lightning, he tried his best to slow down and steer himself towards the lake. <\/span>Great, now I\u2019m going slower, but I can\u2019t miss! <\/span><\/i>He saw a glimpse of several people staring at him as he plummeted. <\/span>Oh no! I missed!! Goodbye world! <\/span><\/i>He braced for impact. <\/span>I\u2019m still alive! Where am I? <\/span><\/i>He looked down. He was sitting in a half-deflated bouncy castle, and a group of kids were staring in horror. \u201cI um, I can explain.\u201d He stuttered as the kids started to cry. The group he saw earlier came to see if he was ok, but to his dismay, they were the kid\u2019s parents. He had given up on trying to stay disguised, so he grappled away.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n He froze in his tracks.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Wait, if the tickets were fake, then that means\u2026 The vacation was fake! I\u2019m stuck in a foreign country with nowhere to stay! <\/span><\/i>He tried to call Cop Donut, but there was no signal. He was attempting to ask shopkeepers if he could use their phone, but they couldn\u2019t understand. \u201cHey, could I use your phone for a moment?\u201d he would ask, \u201cf\u00f6rl\u00e5t jag talar inte engelska.\u201d But they wouldn\u2019t understand. He found a bench and was contemplating a way to get home. \u201cPerhaps I could take the bus!\u201d <\/span>But I don\u2019t have the money with me. <\/span><\/i>Finally, he had a plan. <\/span>I\u2019m a crime-stopper, all I have to do is find a criminal, and take their car. And that\u2019s just karma, not anything malicious. <\/span><\/i>He went on top of the buildings and was searching for anyone suspicious<\/span>. It was almost midnight, and Deadly Sausage hadn\u2019t seen anyone yet. <\/span>This place must be pretty crime-free. <\/span><\/i>He did one more search around the small town, when finally. <\/span>Ah-ha! I see a criminal. <\/span><\/i>A few hundred feet away from him in an alley, a woman was being mugged. He couldn\u2019t <\/span>stop him, as he had to get away. The criminal took the woman\u2019s phone and ran off. Deadly Sausage was silently following them, and when they reached a car, Deadly Sausage swooped in and knocked out the mugger. He returned the lady\u2019s phone and headed to the car. <\/span>Well, I guess I can\u2019t come back here, due to grand theft auto and whatnot. <\/span><\/i>It was a couple of days trip to return to Crime City, but once he arrived he checked up on the city. It was safe, but the question was for how long.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" *This takes place two months after Deadly Sausage 2001 FYI. This was it. 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