{"id":396,"date":"2021-02-26T16:17:45","date_gmt":"2021-02-26T16:17:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/?p=396"},"modified":"2021-03-14T01:09:47","modified_gmt":"2021-03-14T01:09:47","slug":"my-ballad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/?p=396","title":{"rendered":"The Ballad of Mortiferous Frankfurter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thither once was a man by the name of frank.<br \/>\nhe lived in a land of terrible monsters.<br \/>\nhe Wouldst hunt them to improve his rank.<br \/>\nhoping to enter the great city.<\/p>\n<p>one den not far ago, a flash of color<br \/>\nsending him somewhere long unknown.<br \/>\nhe was cloaked in the light of a strange pillar.<br \/>\nshining like the sun, it was made of stone.<\/p>\n<p>he walked ahead through the strange land<br \/>\nsurrounded by towers of silver.<br \/>\nthe building was made of solid sand.<br \/>\nglowing like fire, but cold as ice.<\/p>\n<p>It was strange but he found it quite nice.<br \/>\nIt wouldst seem he wouldst never return.<br \/>\nThither were strange beings with hearts of ice.<br \/>\nAll he could feel was his soul churn.<\/p>\n<p>He entered a structure,<\/p>\n<p>greeted by a strange figure.<\/p>\n<p>Inside of a room was a conductor,<\/p>\n<p>controlling a metal beast.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The best lept awake with a loud rumble,<\/p>\n<p>flashing light throughout the area.<\/p>\n<p>He wanted to run but he might stumble.<\/p>\n<p>A flash of blue sent him away from this land of hysteria.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Returned to the land of whence he came,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He was joyous to have arrived.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">He began again to hunt the deadly game,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400;\">Working hard as he thrived.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thither once was a man by the name of frank. he lived in a land of terrible monsters. he Wouldst hunt them to improve his rank. hoping to enter the great city. one den not far ago, a flash of color sending him somewhere long unknown. he was cloaked in the light of a strange [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadly-sausage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":403,"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/taylorwebsterart.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}