Category: Deadly Sausage
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Deadly Sausage: The Return of Dr. Apple!!
Prologue July 3rd, 2016 “I woke up to the sounds of birds singing their songs as I felt the sun aggressively beating down on my face. I’m bleary-eyed and can hardly remember anything. Where am I? What happened to me? I silently ask myself as I slowly sit up, trying not…
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The Ballad of Mortiferous Frankfurter
Thither once was a man by the name of frank. he lived in a land of terrible monsters. he Wouldst hunt them to improve his rank. hoping to enter the great city. one den not far ago, a flash of color sending him somewhere long unknown. he was cloaked in the light of a strange…
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Cooking with Mrs. Salad! How to Cook: Soupe de Rock.
Hey Guys! Today we are going to make a classic recipe from the fanciest restaurant in all of Crime City, Intoxication Alimentaire. This dish is a flavourful and savory food known as Soupe de Rock. This dish might be a little difficult for beginners, but as long as you don’t melt your face off, it should…
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Who is Deadly Sausage?
Deadly Sausage was born in 1997, in Crime City. He is a professional detective and works with the Crime City Police Department helping to stop the worst criminals. He first found his passion for fighting crime when the notorious bank robber Mega Meatball escaped from prison in 2001. He was once part of a superhero…
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Deadly Sausage and the Visit From the Cruddy Cabinetites
Egypt, 2560 B.C. “Ahh finally, we finished the blasted pyramids! It’s the least we could do after they fixed our rocket I guess.” The alien wiped his brow. “Well, we better pack up and head out.” Responded another. After packing up they got in their ship and flew away. On the way back they passed…
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Mortiferous Frankfurter: Ye curse of ‘thou demons.
Long ago in a land ruled by magic, lived a young boy by the name of Mortiferous Frankfurter. They had been trained since they could walk in magical spells, but he had decided to become a simple farmer instead. It was hard, having to migrate every few months to avoid the demons, and one, in…
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Deadly Sausage: The Vacation of Doom.
*This takes place two months after Deadly Sausage 2001 FYI. This was it. After years of fighting crime, the city was safe, so it’s time for a vacation! Finally, I haven’t realized how much I needed this break. Deadly Sausage was packing his bags and looking at the mail he just received. It read ‘Congratulations!…
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Deadly Sausage: The Mafia’s Revenge
*this is a direct sequel to Return of Daug, so I recommend you check that out first. It was morning, the city was calm and the threat of daug was gone. The city was calm and quiet, and Deadly Sausage was greeting the new mayor. Celery Sal, the former crime city mafia boss had changed…