Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Deadly Sausage: The Return of Dr. Apple!!
Prologue July 3rd, 2016 “I woke up to the sounds of birds singing their songs as I felt the sun aggressively beating down on my face. I’m bleary-eyed and can hardly remember anything. Where am I? What happened to me? I silently ask myself as I slowly sit up, trying not…
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Sealorsaura
The Sealorsaura, or more commonly known as Sealors, are a species of large aquatic mammals. They are part of the genus Cete Dentatis, meaning Whale Toothed, referring to their teeth which are very similar to those of orcas on earth. Their skin is very smooth and they are built to be very streamlined so they…
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The Ballad of Mortiferous Frankfurter
Thither once was a man by the name of frank. he lived in a land of terrible monsters. he Wouldst hunt them to improve his rank. hoping to enter the great city. one den not far ago, a flash of color sending him somewhere long unknown. he was cloaked in the light of a strange…
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A Strange Encounter: The Jureximü
These unusual creatures are peaceful animals that live in the Great Birch Woods of Karyi. They don’t have a mouth or digestive system and instead get their nutrients from photosynthesis which they can do through their large fins on their backs and necks. They have to stand still for long periods of time to create…
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Cooking with Mrs. Salad! How to Cook: Soupe de Rock.
Hey Guys! Today we are going to make a classic recipe from the fanciest restaurant in all of Crime City, Intoxication Alimentaire. This dish is a flavourful and savory food known as Soupe de Rock. This dish might be a little difficult for beginners, but as long as you don’t melt your face off, it should…
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SCP-7861
Object Class: Keter Containment: SCP-7861 is to be kept in a concrete enclosure measuring at least 30′ x 30′ x 20′. A minimum of 5 guards must be on watch at all times and they are required to carry firearms in the unfortunate circumstance of a breach. Description: SCP-7861 resembles an African lion, with an elongated tail…
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Caryial
Caryials are a species of small, extraterrestrial crustaceans measuring roughly one foot (0.304 meters.) that inhabit the depths of the North Karyian Ocean. They resemble large isopods with a row of spines lining their shell’s edge, and an extra appendage extruding from their underbellies. They can use that limb to move swiftly through the sand…
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SCP-[REDACTED]
Object class: Euclid Description: SCP-[REDACTED] is a small, bright red button around 2 inches across, attached to a cylindrical pedestal, measuring 3” 6 cm across, and 3 feet tall. It is made of an unknown metal, and has a thin cord leading out from a port in the back. Attempts to unplug or cut the…
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Mongëerins
The word Mongëerin refers to any creature part of the subgenus of Homo, known as Mongëer. Most of these creatures are similar in build to humans, but with skinnier torsos and longer limbs. The species this essay will focus on is the Mongëer Calum. They are a pale white color, and have very little muscle tissue, although the little muscle they…
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