Category: Comedy
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Cooking with Mrs. Salad! How to Cook: Soupe de Rock.
Hey Guys! Today we are going to make a classic recipe from the fanciest restaurant in all of Crime City, Intoxication Alimentaire. This dish is a flavourful and savory food known as Soupe de Rock. This dish might be a little difficult for beginners, but as long as you don’t melt your face off, it should…
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Deadly Sausage and the Visit From the Cruddy Cabinetites
Egypt, 2560 B.C. “Ahh finally, we finished the blasted pyramids! It’s the least we could do after they fixed our rocket I guess.” The alien wiped his brow. “Well, we better pack up and head out.” Responded another. After packing up they got in their ship and flew away. On the way back they passed…
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Mortiferous Frankfurter: Ye curse of ‘thou demons.
Long ago in a land ruled by magic, lived a young boy by the name of Mortiferous Frankfurter. They had been trained since they could walk in magical spells, but he had decided to become a simple farmer instead. It was hard, having to migrate every few months to avoid the demons, and one, in…
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Deadly Sausage: The Vacation of Doom.
*This takes place two months after Deadly Sausage 2001 FYI. This was it. After years of fighting crime, the city was safe, so it’s time for a vacation! Finally, I haven’t realized how much I needed this break. Deadly Sausage was packing his bags and looking at the mail he just received. It read ‘Congratulations!…
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Deadly Sausage: The Mafia’s Revenge
*this is a direct sequel to Return of Daug, so I recommend you check that out first. It was morning, the city was calm and the threat of daug was gone. The city was calm and quiet, and Deadly Sausage was greeting the new mayor. Celery Sal, the former crime city mafia boss had changed…
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Business Camel 2: The Magic Money Carpet
It was a normal day in Camel Manor, and O’ Llamington III was searching through some files. “It’s gotta be in here somewhere, but where could it be?” he said quietly to himself. “I need to know where the carpet resides” He finally found the file he was looking for, a golden file with the…