Mindblown: a blog about philosophy.
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Who is Deadly Sausage?
Deadly Sausage was born in 1997, in Crime City. He is a professional detective and works with the Crime City Police Department helping to stop the worst criminals. He first found his passion for fighting crime when the notorious bank robber Mega Meatball escaped from prison in 2001. He was once part of a superhero…
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Elephions
An elephion is the result of the DNA fusion of an elephant and a lion. They are not a natural hybrid and are made by taking the DNA of a lion and inserting it into an elephant’s egg. They are commonly used as herding animals and will work at farms to keep livestock in their…
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Deadly Sausage and the Visit From the Cruddy Cabinetites
Egypt, 2560 B.C. “Ahh finally, we finished the blasted pyramids! It’s the least we could do after they fixed our rocket I guess.” The alien wiped his brow. “Well, we better pack up and head out.” Responded another. After packing up they got in their ship and flew away. On the way back they passed…
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Mortiferous Frankfurter: Ye curse of ‘thou demons.
Long ago in a land ruled by magic, lived a young boy by the name of Mortiferous Frankfurter. They had been trained since they could walk in magical spells, but he had decided to become a simple farmer instead. It was hard, having to migrate every few months to avoid the demons, and one, in…
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Deadly Sausage: The Vacation of Doom.
*This takes place two months after Deadly Sausage 2001 FYI. This was it. After years of fighting crime, the city was safe, so it’s time for a vacation! Finally, I haven’t realized how much I needed this break. Deadly Sausage was packing his bags and looking at the mail he just received. It read ‘Congratulations!…
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Deadly Sausage: The Mafia’s Revenge
*this is a direct sequel to Return of Daug, so I recommend you check that out first. It was morning, the city was calm and the threat of daug was gone. The city was calm and quiet, and Deadly Sausage was greeting the new mayor. Celery Sal, the former crime city mafia boss had changed…
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Geojre
The Geojre is a small mammalian creature that has been discovered lurking at the depths of the ocean. They are blind and travel in small groups clinging onto the rocks and pulling themselves through the crushing deep. Appearance-wise, they resemble a small hairless monkey with large arms and miniscule legs. They move by using their…
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Smargoür the Terrible
Smarg is one of the most feared cargo pirates known to Solaar and has laid waste to hundreds of ships, and upwards of 1500 crewmates. He is infamous for his self-made ship, which has earned him the name Smargoür the Terrible, which is Edian for smog. Very few people have physical descriptions, but he has…
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Long Entries 001-004 (11/24/86)
Log Entry 001, 2:36 pm: This is base B’s head biologist, reporting strange activity in the specimen Omni-047. The female omnirex seems to be showing signs of sickness, despite the cell being sterilized periodically. Medical team en route. Logging off to continue research. Log Entry 002, 3:12 pm: This specimen was captured off the coast…
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Thanksgiving 2020!!
I know it’s been a rough and confusing year, with Covid-19 and a broken government, We can all find comfort in being thankful for what has (or hasn’t) happened to us. Just think, If 2020 didn’t happen we wouldn’t have had working from home be the norm, or our new hobbies wouldn’t exist. It can…
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